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Coeur D Alene Cops Celebrate 4th of July by shooting brown man.

Coeur D Alene Cops Celebrate 4th of July by shooting brown man.

Posted on July 5, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Lee White and the CDA Press: “I hate the Constitution. I wish I was born in Russia.”

Lee White and the CDA Press: “I hate the Constitution. I wish I was born in Russia.”

Posted on June 21, 2019July 2, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Kootenai County Sheriff posted this sign in their parking lot. Here’s what happened next.

Kootenai County Sheriff posted this sign in their parking lot. Here’s what happened next.

Posted on June 13, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Post Falls officer gets rear ended by trucker. Bailey gets a butt sniffing machine. Local law enforcement celebrates pride month.

Post Falls officer gets rear ended by trucker. Bailey gets a butt sniffing machine. Local law enforcement celebrates pride month.

Posted on June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Wolfinger’s Matron Laughs at Second Amendment

Wolfinger’s Matron Laughs at Second Amendment

Posted on May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Wolfinger says “Just say no” to Fat Matrons.

Wolfinger says “Just say no” to Fat Matrons.

Posted on May 1, 2019May 1, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Barry McHugh and ISP so corrupt, they make an admitted drug smuggler look like a hero

Barry McHugh and ISP so corrupt, they make an admitted drug smuggler look like a hero

Posted on April 23, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

CDA Police, Kootenai County Sheriff, and CDA DMV in heated contest for who can be hated the most.

CDA Police, Kootenai County Sheriff, and CDA DMV in heated contest for who can be hated the most.

Posted on April 17, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Jay Wilhelm arrests parent for trying to give free fire prevention upgrades to the school. Fire Dept gives him award.

Jay Wilhelm arrests parent for trying to give free fire prevention upgrades to the school. Fire Dept gives him award.

Posted on April 12, 2019April 15, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Sandpoint Police shoot pregnant woman with AR-15. Now certified to train other Idaho Cops.

Sandpoint Police shoot pregnant woman with AR-15. Now certified to train other Idaho Cops.

Posted on April 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

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Ben Wolfinger, Quite a Guy

Ben WolfingerBen Wolfinger is the Sheriff of Kootenai County, Idaho. His interests include telling people what to do, building large cages for people, and making hot wheel cars that look like police vehicles. He is best known for making children sit in pens by themselves, long wait times at the DMV, and waving at people in a way that looks like the Nazi salute. He is lovingly referred to by citizens as "The Wolf" because it is the first part of his last name. It also sounds tough and police officers like to be tough. He is presumably married to a woman because the above photo of him has a woman in it acting like she likes him. Also, Kootenai County Sheriff's Employees can't be gay. Too wussy. Awards include 2019 Best Sheriff of Kootenai County, 2018 Best Human Zoo of the Year, and Most Likely to not Discipline an Officer who violates someone's Human Rights.

Real Shit Ben Wolfinger Said:

"In those days it was one deputy on in the jail, and we only had female dispatchers and they were our matrons." CDA Press Feb 3, 2013

"Short, bald guys can be sheriffs here” Spokesman Review Dec 28, 2016

"There's about 800,000 law enforcement officers in the country and you get one or two that mess it up for everybody." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

"We really push the idea that we're public servants and we hire people with a servants heart." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

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