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Rathdrum Police Advocate for Drinking on the Job and Hanging Children

Rathdrum Police Advocate for Drinking on the Job and Hanging Children

Posted on February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

The Case of the $100,000 Root Beer

The Case of the $100,000 Root Beer

Posted on February 15, 2019February 15, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Whoops! Officer Johnson gets mixed up. Empties 2 clips into man – then says “show me your hands.”

Whoops! Officer Johnson gets mixed up. Empties 2 clips into man – then says “show me your hands.”

Posted on February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Kootenai County K9 Bailey Prepares for Pride Festival

Kootenai County K9 Bailey Prepares for Pride Festival

Posted on February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

After Speeding Deputy runs over person, Cops say to themselves, let’s do the same thing – just faster.

After Speeding Deputy runs over person, Cops say to themselves, let’s do the same thing – just faster.

Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Hey David Kelley, Wanna play cops and puppies?

Hey David Kelley, Wanna play cops and puppies?

Posted on February 12, 2019February 12, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Mario Rios Jr manages to infringe on all five First Amendment Rights in one encounter. “I’ve been very generous!”

Mario Rios Jr manages to infringe on all five First Amendment Rights in one encounter. “I’ve been very generous!”

Posted on February 11, 2019February 11, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Sergeant Jeremy Hyle feels bad for meth addict. Violates his constitutional rights so he can go free.

Sergeant Jeremy Hyle feels bad for meth addict. Violates his constitutional rights so he can go free.

Posted on February 11, 2019February 11, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Ben Wolfinger on the Boy Scouts: “Let’s not have any Pistol on Pistol Action.”

Ben Wolfinger on the Boy Scouts: “Let’s not have any Pistol on Pistol Action.”

Posted on February 9, 2019February 11, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Ben Wolfinger puts kid in solitary confinement for 70 Days. “We call that Time Out in my House.”

Ben Wolfinger puts kid in solitary confinement for 70 Days. “We call that Time Out in my House.”

Posted on February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

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Ben Wolfinger, Quite a Guy

Ben WolfingerBen Wolfinger is the Sheriff of Kootenai County, Idaho. His interests include telling people what to do, building large cages for people, and making hot wheel cars that look like police vehicles. He is best known for making children sit in pens by themselves, long wait times at the DMV, and waving at people in a way that looks like the Nazi salute. He is lovingly referred to by citizens as "The Wolf" because it is the first part of his last name. It also sounds tough and police officers like to be tough. He is presumably married to a woman because the above photo of him has a woman in it acting like she likes him. Also, Kootenai County Sheriff's Employees can't be gay. Too wussy. Awards include 2019 Best Sheriff of Kootenai County, 2018 Best Human Zoo of the Year, and Most Likely to not Discipline an Officer who violates someone's Human Rights.

Real Shit Ben Wolfinger Said:

"In those days it was one deputy on in the jail, and we only had female dispatchers and they were our matrons." CDA Press Feb 3, 2013

"Short, bald guys can be sheriffs here” Spokesman Review Dec 28, 2016

"There's about 800,000 law enforcement officers in the country and you get one or two that mess it up for everybody." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

"We really push the idea that we're public servants and we hire people with a servants heart." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

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