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Coeur D Alene Police forget their names. And that they live in America.

Coeur D Alene Police forget their names. And that they live in America.

Posted on February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Daniel Soumas fired by Wolfinger and Mattos. After all, there were “too many cooks in the kitchen.”

Daniel Soumas fired by Wolfinger and Mattos. After all, there were “too many cooks in the kitchen.”

Posted on February 8, 2019February 11, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Coeur D Alene Police Expose Woman’s Private Parts, Deathly Ill Green Beret Husband Still Kicks his Ass.

Coeur D Alene Police Expose Woman’s Private Parts, Deathly Ill Green Beret Husband Still Kicks his Ass.

Posted on February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Deputy Nelson likes the “brainwashed system. It’s kinda nice.”

Deputy Nelson likes the “brainwashed system. It’s kinda nice.”

Posted on February 8, 2019February 11, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Hey Ben, I’m interested in harassing citizens and getting paid McDonalds wages. Where do I sign up?

Hey Ben, I’m interested in harassing citizens and getting paid McDonalds wages. Where do I sign up?

Posted on February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Presumably having flashbacks to his prom, Officer asks teenage girl to “Turn around and separate your feet.”

Presumably having flashbacks to his prom, Officer asks teenage girl to “Turn around and separate your feet.”

Posted on February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Ben Wolfinger on dating Lori Isenberg, “It was quite the boat ride.”

Ben Wolfinger on dating Lori Isenberg, “It was quite the boat ride.”

Posted on February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Thinking about Travelling to Kootenai County? Don’t. But if you do, read this first.

Thinking about Travelling to Kootenai County? Don’t. But if you do, read this first.

Posted on February 7, 2019February 11, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Sheriff’s Deputy shows teens that listening to Nickelback is a crime. Rest of the world already knew this.

Sheriff’s Deputy shows teens that listening to Nickelback is a crime. Rest of the world already knew this.

Posted on February 7, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Lawmakers and other Sheriffs clammer to learn Ben Wolfinger’s secret of an efficient DMV.

Lawmakers and other Sheriffs clammer to learn Ben Wolfinger’s secret of an efficient DMV.

Posted on February 7, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

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Ben Wolfinger, Quite a Guy

Ben WolfingerBen Wolfinger is the Sheriff of Kootenai County, Idaho. His interests include telling people what to do, building large cages for people, and making hot wheel cars that look like police vehicles. He is best known for making children sit in pens by themselves, long wait times at the DMV, and waving at people in a way that looks like the Nazi salute. He is lovingly referred to by citizens as "The Wolf" because it is the first part of his last name. It also sounds tough and police officers like to be tough. He is presumably married to a woman because the above photo of him has a woman in it acting like she likes him. Also, Kootenai County Sheriff's Employees can't be gay. Too wussy. Awards include 2019 Best Sheriff of Kootenai County, 2018 Best Human Zoo of the Year, and Most Likely to not Discipline an Officer who violates someone's Human Rights.

Real Shit Ben Wolfinger Said:

"In those days it was one deputy on in the jail, and we only had female dispatchers and they were our matrons." CDA Press Feb 3, 2013

"Short, bald guys can be sheriffs here” Spokesman Review Dec 28, 2016

"There's about 800,000 law enforcement officers in the country and you get one or two that mess it up for everybody." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

"We really push the idea that we're public servants and we hire people with a servants heart." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

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