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Posted on October 30, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Man calls 911 for help. CDA Police attack him with dog. “Flesh was left on the sidewalk.”

Man calls 911 for help. CDA Police attack him with dog. “Flesh was left on the sidewalk.”

Posted on October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Wolfinger to Hayden: “We’re gonna staff ya with Robits, Rapists, and Racists.”

Wolfinger to Hayden: “We’re gonna staff ya with Robits, Rapists, and Racists.”

Posted on October 9, 2019October 14, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Deputy Doug Good Man

Deputy Doug Good Man

Posted on September 28, 2019September 28, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Jacob Brazle and Nathan Herbig celebrate anniversary of attempted homicide by committing homicide

Jacob Brazle and Nathan Herbig celebrate anniversary of attempted homicide by committing homicide

Posted on September 18, 2019October 14, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Mario Rios starts program to promote student vaping.

Mario Rios starts program to promote student vaping.

Posted on September 14, 2019October 14, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Lee White introduces comprehensive mental health plan. “We call it SHITS.”

Lee White introduces comprehensive mental health plan. “We call it SHITS.”

Posted on September 7, 2019October 14, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

COMMUNITY ALERT! Be on look out for these 8 Armed Men

COMMUNITY ALERT! Be on look out for these 8 Armed Men

Posted on September 3, 2019October 14, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

CDA Police seek public’s help on what charges to bring against 4th of July Suspect.

CDA Police seek public’s help on what charges to bring against 4th of July Suspect.

Posted on August 20, 2019August 23, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

CDA Police remove 8 gun carrying thugs from the street. “It’s the best thing we’ve done to prevent murder all year.”

CDA Police remove 8 gun carrying thugs from the street. “It’s the best thing we’ve done to prevent murder all year.”

Posted on July 10, 2019September 18, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

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Ben Wolfinger, Quite a Guy

Ben WolfingerBen Wolfinger is the Sheriff of Kootenai County, Idaho. His interests include telling people what to do, building large cages for people, and making hot wheel cars that look like police vehicles. He is best known for making children sit in pens by themselves, long wait times at the DMV, and waving at people in a way that looks like the Nazi salute. He is lovingly referred to by citizens as "The Wolf" because it is the first part of his last name. It also sounds tough and police officers like to be tough. He is presumably married to a woman because the above photo of him has a woman in it acting like she likes him. Also, Kootenai County Sheriff's Employees can't be gay. Too wussy. Awards include 2019 Best Sheriff of Kootenai County, 2018 Best Human Zoo of the Year, and Most Likely to not Discipline an Officer who violates someone's Human Rights.

Real Shit Ben Wolfinger Said:

"In those days it was one deputy on in the jail, and we only had female dispatchers and they were our matrons." CDA Press Feb 3, 2013

"Short, bald guys can be sheriffs here” Spokesman Review Dec 28, 2016

"There's about 800,000 law enforcement officers in the country and you get one or two that mess it up for everybody." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

"We really push the idea that we're public servants and we hire people with a servants heart." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

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