Ben Wolfinger, Quite a Guy
Ben Wolfinger is the Sheriff of Kootenai County, Idaho. His interests include telling people what to do, building large cages for people, and making hot wheel cars that look like police vehicles. He is best known for making children sit in pens by themselves, long wait times at the DMV, and waving at people in a way that looks like the Nazi salute. He is lovingly referred to by citizens as "The Wolf" because it is the first part of his last name. It also sounds tough and police officers like to be tough. He is presumably married to a woman because the above photo of him has a woman in it acting like she likes him. Also, Kootenai County Sheriff's Employees can't be gay. Too wussy. Awards include 2019 Best Sheriff of Kootenai County, 2018 Best Human Zoo of the Year, and Most Likely to not Discipline an Officer who violates someone's Human Rights.
Heil Ben Wolfinger! 