The Wolf came into the office today with a plan. We’re going to let people conduct internet business in our parking lot. You know, safety and all.

He went out to his wood shed, past his child prisoners, got a can of spray paint, and whooped up this old bad boy.

Next, he called up his buddies at Fox News to spread the good news. 1.) Trump is still President and 2.) The good people of Idaho can now conduct their business in the parking lot of the Kootenai County Sheriff.

What happened next is for the history books.

First, there was this fine business woman, selling her wears to upstanding citizens.

And this guy too.

Then the guys from Yakima started piling in:

After a few hours, people started answering the Woman seeking Man section of Craigslist and these folks showed up:

Then came the women seeking women:

Next came the Titanic Fans:

Then a flea market set up shop:

Of course the backpage ladies made their way down to ol’ Ben’s:

Then Dirty Mike and the Boys showed up, thanks to a tip from the Post Falls Police:

Finally, Ben was living in the true paradise he’d always wanted to bring to Idaho:

And he and the boys celebrated: