Watch as Officer Lauren Pierson and Officer Kirk Rosenau of the Post Falls Police Department detain man for being on public property and using public internet.

“This is Idaho. We can’t have anyone on the internet learning their rights.”

No word on if Officer Pierson and Rosenau got their lines for this interaction from the popular adult film, Violate Me… I Mean my Rights. The dialogue is very similar though. Here’s one clip from the award winning film:

• “Tell me your name or I’ll put you in cuffs,” says the big boobed film star.
• “I don’t wanna tell you my name,” says the guy with the banana hammock.
• “You’re loitering…. In my pants,” says Officer Titsworth.
• “You’re violating my rights.” Says the man with the suspiciously large schlong.
• “I’ll violate you… I mean your rights, whenever I want to. Identify yourself.” says Titsworth.
• “You may call me Mr. Hammock.”
• What’s your first name?
• “You tell me your first name.”
• “It’s just Officer Titsworth to you.”
• “Well it’s just Mr. Hammock to you.”
• ENTER SCENE: Another large man in a police costume with a gun.
• “I hear you’re loitering…. in her pants.” says Deputy Bobby Cocksucker.
• “I am. Would you like to join?” 
• “Only if you’re in cuffs and I can put my big pistol in your backside.”
• “I would prefer not.” 
• “We don’t ask permission around here. We just do things. After all, we’re the police.”
• “I love it when you talk dirty Cocksucker.”
• “I know you do Titsworth. I know you do.”