Arrest the kids, grow a mullet, hang people without a trial – That’s how we do it in Rathdrum, Idaho.

• 0:00 Seconds: Oh boy. Right off the bat you can tell this is going to be a shit show. First they use the thin blue line logo – A logo used to show how cops stick together no matter what they’ve done wrong. Next, they’re invoking the Word of God in a Government video, which wouldn’t be the end of the world if it weren’t for the verse they chose – “Blessed are the Peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God.” Holy shit. It’s like Trump tattooing “Thou shall not commit adultery” on his dick. The irony is suckable.
• 0:17 – 0:21: The song begins: “Somebody come on the six o clock news say somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been abused.” Officer Numbnuts here is proud to show you that he’s the man behind that gun and fist.
• 0:33: THEY ARREST A FUCKING 7 YEAR OLD!!! It looks like this isn’t the first time Rathdrum police have kidnapped children.
• 0:40: THEY GET READY TO HANG THE CHILDREN. Rumor has it they tried to get black people to play this part but they couldn’t find any in Rathdrum.
• 1:00: The worst lip syncing you’ve ever seen in your life begins.
• 2:30: This hotshot thinks he’s a cowboy but doesn’t know how to get on a horse.
• 2:33: The lady in the middle shows what’s she’s going to do to her captain later that night.
• 2:37: The local barmaid starts pouring shots for her Boys and Girls in Blue.
• 2:47: Officer Dipshit and Numbnuts give each other a high five for all the people they’ve tased that day.
• 3:12: Officer shamefully walks away with a tiny little pony. Presumably the kids have now been hung and don’t need the horse anymore.
• 3:23: They add a disclaimer that “No Officers were injured in the making of the video.” No word on what happened to the kids.