Ben Wolfinger says the Kootenai County Sheriff’s Department will no longer support the boy scouts because they started letting “the gays” in. And you know, “the gays,” do that thing. In Idaho they call it Sodomy and it’s against the law. “You know the only time I like men being that close to me is when I’m violently assaulting them for exercising their constitutional rights. Besides that I don’t think we should have any pistol on pistol action if you know what I mean.”

The leader of the Scouts tried to explain that they don’t actually practice sodomy in the Boy Scouts but Wolfinger would have none of it. As an Elder of Real Life Church he knows that Sodomy is wrong. “Men should not have their ding-a-lings in other men’s pooper pushers. It’s just not proper.”

Well apparently the Supreme Court disagrees. In Lawrence v Texas in 2003 Sodomy Laws were struck down across the US and ding-a-ling on pooper pusher action is now embraced. When asked about this, Wolfinger stated, “I’m not really concerned about laws and Supreme Court rulings. I’m mostly concerned about doing what I think is right and making everyone else do that too.”

Unfortunately for the Boy Scouts they’ll now have to be supported by lowly Sodomites. Still no word on if the folks from Gommorah will be sponsoring the Jamboree this year. “We’re still looking into all sponsorship options,” the Gay Scouts reported.

For more information on Wolfinger’s philosophy on “The Gays,” please view this informational video: