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Sheriff’s Deputy shows teens that listening to Nickelback is a crime. Rest of the world already knew this.

Posted on February 7, 2019February 8, 2019 by thomaspaineandpaulrevere

Watch as Kootenai County Deputies accuse these Nickelback fans of being drug dealers.

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Thinking about Travelling to Kootenai County? Don’t. But if you do, read this first. →

Ben Wolfinger, Quite a Guy

Ben WolfingerBen Wolfinger is the Sheriff of Kootenai County, Idaho. His interests include telling people what to do, building large cages for people, and making hot wheel cars that look like police vehicles. He is best known for making children sit in pens by themselves, long wait times at the DMV, and waving at people in a way that looks like the Nazi salute. He is lovingly referred to by citizens as "The Wolf" because it is the first part of his last name. It also sounds tough and police officers like to be tough. He is presumably married to a woman because the above photo of him has a woman in it acting like she likes him. Also, Kootenai County Sheriff's Employees can't be gay. Too wussy. Awards include 2019 Best Sheriff of Kootenai County, 2018 Best Human Zoo of the Year, and Most Likely to not Discipline an Officer who violates someone's Human Rights.

Real Shit Ben Wolfinger Said:

"In those days it was one deputy on in the jail, and we only had female dispatchers and they were our matrons." CDA Press Feb 3, 2013

"Short, bald guys can be sheriffs here” Spokesman Review Dec 28, 2016

"There's about 800,000 law enforcement officers in the country and you get one or two that mess it up for everybody." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

"We really push the idea that we're public servants and we hire people with a servants heart." Watchman Wednesdays on Christian Radio Dec 2, 2015

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